Archive for October, 2006

Happy Halloween To All Seniors

Sunday, October 29th, 2006

You know you are too old to Trick or Treat when:

10. You get winded from knocking on the door.

9.You have to have someone else chew the candy for you.

8.You ask for high fiber candy only.

7.When someone drops a candy
bar in your bag, you lose your
balance and fall over.

6.People say: “Great Boris Karloff Mask,”
and you’re not wearing a mask.

5.When the door opens you yell, “Trick
or ……… and can’t remember the rest.

4.By the end of the night, you have
a bag full of restraining orders.

3.You have to carefully choose a
costume that won’t dislodge your hairpiece

2.You’re the only Power Ranger in
the neighborhood with a walker.

And the number one reason Seniors
should not go Trick Or Treating…

1.You keep having to go home to pee.

Copied from another site

Crabby Old Woman

Monday, October 9th, 2006

When an old lady died in the geriatric ward of a small hospital near Dundee, Scotland, it was believed that she had nothing left of any value.

Later, when the nurses were going through her meager possessions, they found this poem. Its quality and content so impressed the staff that copies were made and distributed to every nurse in the hospital. One nurse took her copy to Ireland.

The old lady’s sole bequest to posterity has since appeared in the Christmas edition of the News Magazine of the North Ireland Association for Mental Health. A slide presentation has also been made based on her simple, but eloquent, poem. And this little old Scottish lady, with nothing left to give to the world, is now the author of this “anonymous” poem winging across the Internet:

Crabby Old Woman

What do you see, nurses ……… What do you see?
What are you thinking ……….When you’re looking at me?
A crabby old woman ……………. Not very wise?
Uncertain of habit ……………. With faraway eyes?

Who dribbles her food ………… And makes no reply,
When you say in a loud voice…  “I do wish you’d try!”
Who seems not to notice ……… The things that you do,
And forever is losing …… ……… A stocking or shoe?

Who, resisting or not, ………….. Lets you do as you will,
With bathing and feeding …….. The long day to fill?
Is that what you’re thinking?? ….. Is that what you see??
Then open your eyes, nurse, ……You’re not looking at me.

I’ll tell you who I am …..As I sit here so still,
As I do at your bidding, ……….As I eat at your will.
I’m a small child of ten …………With a father and mother,
Brothers and sisters ………… Who love one another.

A young girl of sixteen ………. With wings on her feet
Dreaming that soon now . ……. A lover she’ll meet.
A bride soon at twenty, …………. My heart gives a leap,
Remembering the vows ……… That I promised to keep.

At twenty-five now, …………… I have young of my own,
Who need me to guide ……… And a secure happy home.
A woman of thirty, …………… My young now grown fast,
Bound to each other ……………. With ties that should last.

At forty, my young sons ……….. Have grown and are gone,
But my man’s beside me ……….. To see I don’t mourn
At fifty once more, ………………. Babies play round my knee,
Again we know children, ………. My loved one and me.

Dark days are upon me, …….My husband is dead,
I look at the future, …………..I shudder with dread.
For my young are all rearing ……Young of their own ,
And I think of the years …….. And the love that I’ve known.

I’m now an old woman……………. And nature is cruel;
Tis jest to make old age ……… Look like a fool.
The body, it crumbles, …………Grace and vigor depart,
There is now a stone …………Where I once had a heart.

But inside this old carcass .. ….. A young girl still dwells,
And now and again, …………….My battered heart swells.
I remember the joys , …………….. I remember the pain,
And I’m loving and living ………… Life over again.

I think of the years . … All too few, gone too fast,
And accept the stark fact ……. That nothing can last.
So open your eyes, people, ……Open and see,
Not a crabby old woman; ……… Look closer….see, ME!!

Remember this poem when you next meet an older person who you might brush aside without looking at the young soul within…..we will all, one day, be there, too!

PLEASE SHARE THIS POEM. It needs to be posted in every geratric and residential/nursing home for the very elderly.

A Parents Wish…

Thursday, October 5th, 2006

a parent’s wish for their children during old age.

A dear internet friend and writer orovided this to me. I’m so glad to have it again. All I can say is - EVERY SENIOR SHOULD SEE IT!

http://parentswish.com/parentswish.swf

(Please copy and paste into new browser window to view.)

It is not about children, it is ABOUT US! Written to our adult children asking for their attention, care and concern as we go through the aging process. It brought tears to my eyes especially after all I’ve seen researching and preparing Actively Senior. The background music by Josh Groban “You Raise Me Up” is beautiful as always/ .

I first saw this movie when it came out in Power Point in August 2005. Traffic to this site was so heavy, the server of the web hosting account suspended service 7 months later and reactivated it only after she agreed to remove the slideshow from their server. She received 6,000 emails requesting that they be notified when this very poignant and touching show became available for online viewing again.

She has since converted the show to movie format using Windows Media Player. Here it is. Please don’t let this one pass you by!

(Original author unknown.)

JOSH GROBAN LYRICS

“You Raise Me Up”

When I am down and, oh my soul, so weary;
When troubles come and my heart burdened be;
Then, I am still and wait here in the silence,
Until you come and sit awhile with me.

You raise me up, so I can stand on mountains;
You raise me up, to walk on stormy seas;
I am strong, when I am on your shoulders;
You raise me up… To more than I can be.

The Seniority Club Part II

Thursday, October 5th, 2006

Not content with one birthday party, we threw this poor, benighted newest member of the Seniority Club a second one at work. Sometimes we just want to keep partying, right? And then again - any excuse to delay working.

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On a trip to Puerto Rico she had “accidentally” lost her digital camera, so we got together and replaced it for her. I think she liked it; plus it will get me out of future picture taking duties. So it all turned out well.

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Here’s part of the gang, picture taken for posterity. Or perhaps it’s for future walks down memory lane when she really does get old. In the meantime, I guess you could say we all really like her - with reason!

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(For additional pictures, please see The Seniority Club in Playtime Album at Actively Seniors Photos.)

The Seniority Club

Wednesday, October 4th, 2006

I have a coworker who has been dreading her 60th birthday. To her that meant becoming a senior citizen and she didn’t like that at all. Of course some restaurants, businesses and even AARP consider 55 or, occasionally 50, to be the “beginning of the end.” Not I!… I figure it’s about 60 and up, so I understood her dread of achieving that age.

In an attempt to cheer her up, I told her she was joining the Seniority Club at last. What an honor! It even made her a part of the sisterhood of seniors.

Her birthday party was last Saturday night at a local Karaoke Club. Yes, that’s her favorite thing in the world to do (other than working with me, of course).

For a “getting older” lady, she sure could shake, shimmy and belt out a song. A lot of the singers were experienced and very good. A few others got their nerve up and tried it for the first time. However, I didn’t want to empty the club so I passed.

We also had some pretty sharp dancers in the group.

I can truly say a good time was had by all, both young and old (elders). Of course we didn’t dare mention the dreaded number 60, so even her cake avoided the issue…. sort of. All it said was:30 & 30 = ? After all, we didn’t want to wound her tooo much.

Cutting the Cake

See? She even hid it from the picture. But that’s ok, give her five years and she’ll look back on her 60th nostalgically.

After eating and drinking heartily we all went off to our respective homes to awaken in the morning at our same old age. All but one… the newest member of the Seniority Club.

(To see additional pictures, please visit the Seniority Club in the Playtime Album of Active Seniors Photos.)

HOW TO STAY YOUNG

Wednesday, October 4th, 2006

1. Try everything twice. On Madam’s tombstone (of Whelan’s and Madam) she said she wanted this epitaph: Tried everything twice…loved it both times!

2. Keep only cheerful friends.
The grouches pull you down. (keep this in mind if you are one of those grouches;)

3. Keep learning:Â Learn more about the computer, crafts, gardening, whatever. Never let the brain get idle. “An idle mind is the devil’s workshop.”

4. Enjoy the simple things.

5. Laugh often, long and loud. Laugh until you gasp for breath. And if you have a friend who makes you laugh, spend lots and lots of time with HIM/HER.

6. The tears happen: Endure, grieve, and move on. The only person who is with us our entire life, is ourselves. LIVE while you are alive.

7. Surround yourself with what you love: Whether it’s family, pets, keepsakes, music, plants, hobbies, whatever. Your home is your refuge.

8. Cherish your health: If it is good, preserve it. If it is unstable, improve it. If it is beyond what you can improve, get help.

9. Don’t take guilt trips. Take a trip to the mall, even to the next county, to a foreign country, but NOT to where the guilt is.

10. Tell the people you love that you love them, at every opportunity.

11. Forgive now those who made you cry. You might not get a second time.